About this fellow named Boone

Yes, Boone is my real name, and no, I’m not angry at my parents over it.

Now that that’s been said, I feel that I have no cards left to play. Honestly, my name is the most fascinating thing about me.

At this point, I guess I better leave my journal entries to prove a liar out of me.

Also, I have this really hot girlfriend with a big rack, so eat that!