Review of Hulk Vs.

Wolverine shitting himself in fear.

Not seen: Wolverine shitting himself in fear.

My nerdiness rears its ugly head yet again, as I’m here to give a review of something that probably nobody reading this cares about: the Hulk Vs. animated films.
Since we’ve been entertained thoroughly by recent comic-to-film adaptations (well, some adaptations), I thought I’d take one for the team and watch and review the Hulk Vs. movies, especially since they may have fallen under everyone’s radar. Since these two features are in a direct-to-video set, you’d be inclined to think that they’re hit-or-miss, and they are, but they’re entertaining for what they are nonetheless.

First up on the chopping block is Hulk Vs. Wolverine, which I’m sad to say is the weakest of the two features. Given that this film focuses on two of the most well-known characters from Marvel Comics, you’d think that this one would be the best; however, that’s not the case.

The story begins with Wolverine being forced by the Canadian government to track down the Hulk as he has laid waste to a small village in British Columbia. Why was Wolverine specifically chosen to do this? That’s been left a mystery, but what we are told is that Wolverine has to find the Hulk before he causes any more property damage. After a little snooping, Wolverine’s tracking skills lead him to the big green guy himself, and before you can say Weapon X, both Hulk and Wolverine are captured by a veritable rogues gallery of characters who have a personal vendetta against the ragin’ Canadjun.

And here is the point where things begin to derail.

My main problem with the film comes down to motivation. I’m aware that one can only tell so much story in 40 minutes (both features together add up to be about an hour and a half), so some characters’ backstories will have to fall to the wayside. However, when your entire roster of villains in a story have no story of their own, it all just seems like mindless violence.

Why does Lady Deathstrike hate Wolverine so much?
How do Deadpool and Wolverine know each other so well?
Who, or what, in the hell is Omega Red?

If you can’t answer these questions off the top of your head, you should either head to Wikipedia for a little educational course in comic lore or just accept this film as a series of completely mindless, unmotivated, violent scenes. And yes, there’s quite a bit of violence to be had. Plenty of death, blood and loss of limbs — no joke.

(As an aside, Hulk and Wolverine fight each other for maybe a minute or two before they’re sidetracked into this separate story…. So why is it called Hulk Vs. Wolverine, exactly?)

The biggest saving grace (or most distracting element, depending on your point of view) is Deadpool, the Merc with a mouth. They really nail that character down and make him a nice compliment to the other villains. He’s genuinely funny and is definitely the most memorable part of the cartoon, hands down. Seeing him here actually makes me look forward to see how Ryan Reynolds will portray him in the upcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie.

The next feature is Hulk Vs. Thor, which, despite my preconceived notions, was actually quite good. Unlike Hulk Vs. Wolverine, Hulk Vs. Thor sets up the world and the characters, and at no point did I ever find myself looking for plot holes or character motivation. Perhaps it’s because the makers of this feature knew that not that many people know Thor, so they did a more thorough job of explaining things. Then again, my passing knowledge of Norse mythology probably didn’t hurt in understanding, either.

The story takes place on the last day of Odin’s winter sleep, where the minions of darkness lay defeated at the hands of the defenders of the Norse god kingdom of Asgard. Loki, Norse god of Petulant Assholishness and Goofy Headwear, brings the Hulk to the realm of the gods and takes over his mind in order to use him as a weapon in one last, desperate bid to destroy Thor and rule Asgard.

The story, despite being only about 40 minutes long, still manages to not only give clear explanation as to what’s going on, but it also provides some twists and turns to the story. Not only that, but the animation is even better in this cartoon than in HVW. Given the epic nature of this story and the fact that it focuses on warring gods who fight with swords and sorcery in a mystical kingdom, the whole feature felt a little like an animated Lord of the Rings cartoon… except the Hulk is there. Which is awesome.

Whether you’re a fan of the comics or not, I’d recommend watching Hulk Vs. Thor… should you find yourself with the option to watch it. It’s not so great that you should go out of your way and buy it immediately, but it’s worth a rent… or download, depending on your views of video piracy.

Overall, this set is candy for the comic faithful, but won’t convert the uninitiated.
Hulk Vs. Wolverine – 6/10
Hulk Vs. Thor – 8/10


6 Responses to Review of Hulk Vs.

  1. Boone says:

    I’m going to do all of you a favor and give you a link to a video compilation to most (almost all) of Deadpool’s scenes. He’s quite the card.

    WARNING: Contains spoilers.

  2. writeswithafist says:

    I’m not sure I understand why Wolverine needs to track down a giant, green, half-naked guy laying waste to towns…wouldn’t he be EASY to find? Or is it that Wolverine is assumed to be the only one who can DEFEAT the hulk?

    Also, how odd is it that Hulk is in BC? Why can’t he terrorize the American south?

    I’m just saying, is all.

  3. makessweetlovewithafist says:

    I actually liked the Wolverine episode much more than Thor. This is essentially the same people who made Wolverine and the X-men, probably the best non-comic adaptation of them all.

  4. Boone says:

    writes: Hulk Vs. Wolverine is actually inspired by Wolverine’s first appearance, which, oddly, was in an issue of Hulk. The Hulk was in B.C. because he was on the lamb, as is always the case. He was hiding out until *BAM!* Wolverine comes in to try to stop him from causing anymore havoc. Basically, Wolverine was just in over his head and didn’t know how out-matched he was against the Hulk — most people fall down when they get stabbed a lot.

    sweetlove: To each their own.
    One advantage that the Wolverine episode has is humor, courtesy of Deadpool; I’ll give it that. But the whole episode just lacked any real central narrative arc or character setup/drive. In my opinion, there was no real conflict in it as it all relied on prior knowledge of the comics to make ANY sense. Not everyone knows why Lady Deathstrike HAS TO kill Wolverine for her “family’s honor.”

    And Wolverine and the X-Men has a lot of promise. I look forward to more episodes of it.

  5. Great post. Gives me what I have been looking for.

  6. Fortress Guy says:

    You are right, the Hulk vs Thor narrative turned out to be surprisingly decent. I was satisfied with it as enough of a set up for the action.

    Here is my take on it with lots o’ pics if you are interested:

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